Funny meme

[amalthia]

I got this from winterlive and I thought it was highly amusing so tried it out myself.

Fandoms: Dexter, Stargate Atlantis, Heroes, Supernatural, Veronica Mars, and Battlestar Galactica.

1) Dexter Morgan
2) Rodney McKay
3) Sam Winchester
4) Hiro
5) Dean Winchester
6) Caprica Six
7) John Sheppard
8) Kara Thrace
9) Apollo
10) Veronica Mars
11) Gaius Baltar
12) Peter Patrelli

then, you answer the following questions, using your choices:

1) If Eight was involved with both Seven and Four how would Seven and Four react when they found out about one another?

If Kara was in involved with both John Sheppard and Hiro how would Sheppard and Hiro react when they found out about each other?

Sheppard would shrug and move on, Hiro would go back to his own time and vow to not visit the future anymore and especially Kara Thrace.


2) Two and Five are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven is in love with Five and cannot let them marry Two. Does Five go back to Eleven or stay with Two?

Rodney and Dean Winchester are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Gaius Baltar marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because he is in love with Dean and cannot let him marry Rodney McKay. Does Dean go back to Gaius Baltar or stay with Rodney McKay.

Dean stays with Rodney McKay, out of the two genius’s McKay is a lot more stable and is less likely to cheat on him with robots.

3) Seven has a phobia that involves One. What is the phobia?

John Sheppard has a phobia that involves Dexter Morgan. What is the phobia?

I imagine it’s a phobia about getting cut up into tiny pieces and thrown in the ocean.


4) Nine and Twelve are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is twelve happy with Nine's pick and vice versa?

Apollo and Peter Patrelli are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Apollo pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is twelve happy with Nine’s pick and vice versa?

Apollo picks Star Wars, it’s a classic! And Peter picks Spiderman 2. Of course they are both happy with the movies, what’s not to like????

5) Ten is in an unhappy relationship with Four and realizes that he/she should be with Two instead.

Veronica Mars is in an unhappy relationship with Hiro and realizes she should be with Rodney McKay instead. Good luck honey…Rodney McKay is already in love with Sheppard.


6) Three is pregnant with Nine's baby. How does Five react?

Sam Winchester is pregnant with Apollo’s baby. How does Dean Winchester react?

Laughs himself sick and when he recovers offers to never leave Sam’s side or the baby’s side until the YED is deader than dead.

7) Does Number Three handle commitments well?

Does Sam Winchester handle commitments well?

Yes, now they just need to stop dying on him!

8) If Number Twelve suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?

If Peter Patrelli suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?

Paranoid schizophrenia, though it’s possible he really can fly and people really are out to get him.

9) One sees Four with Eight and knows that Eight is involved with Six. Does One tell Six that Eight is cheating or does Six deserve to find out on their own?

Dexter Morgan sees Hiro with Kara Thrace and knows that Kara Thrace is involved with Caprica Six. Does Dexter Morgan tell Caprica Six that Kara Thrace is cheating or does Caprica Six deserve to find out on their own?

Dexter is smarter enough to know when to keep his mouth shut. In this situation it’s best to be as far away from Six when she finds out the truth.

10) Eleven is set up, by Ten, on a blind date with Seven. Does the date go smoothly do has Eleven decided that he/she wants to kill Ten before the date has ended?

Gaius Baltar is set up, by Veronica Mars, on a blind date with John Sheppard. Does the date go smoothly, has Gaius Baltar decieded that he wants to kill Veronica before the date has ended.

The date goes smoothly enough until Sheppard mentions McKay and can’t stop talking about him. Gaius can’t really throw any stones because imaginary Six is sitting naked on his lap distracting him.

11) Two and Three have been dating for a year. Where does Two choose to pop the question?

Rodney Mckay and Sam Winchester have been dating for a year. Where does Rodney McKay choose to pop the question?

As far away from Dean Winchester as they can get.

12) Nine wants to end their relationship with Five. How does Nine choose to do so? Heartbroken Five has a one night stand with Three.

Apollo wants to end his relationship with Dean. How does Apollo choose to do so? Heartbroken Dean has a one night stand with Sam.

Apollo tells Dean he’s from another planet and takes off in a Raptor. Sam is the best brother ever!!!! Um that’s kind of hot and can totally explain how they got together. I should use this in my next story!

13) Eleven and Twelve married. How does Twelve handle Eleven's death?

Gaius and Peter are married. How does Peter handle Gaius’s death? He goes to his brother and has heartbroken angsty sex with him.


14) If there was one thing Seven could change about their life what would it be?

If there was one thing John Sheppard could change about his life what would it be? He would not have sat in the chair! His life expectancy has plummeted to new lows since that one incident.

15) If Five could say anything to Ten what would they say?

If Dean could say anything to Veronica what would he say?
Rock salt shotgun shells work just as well as a taser.

16) A drunken Eight comes home and finds One in bed with Eleven. How does Eight react?

A drunken Kara Thrace comes home to find Dexter Morgan in bed with Gaius Baltar. How does Kara react? She takes pictures, it’s not every day you find the Vice President in bed with another man.

17) Is a sweet love scene between Six and Nine possible?

Is a sweet love scene between Caprica Six and Apollo possible? The Magic 8 ball says “not likely” first Apollo has put aside the knowledge that Six’s people committed genocide against his and more importantly he still has unresolved issues with Kara Thrace.

18) Seven and Four are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?

John Sheppard and Hiro are bitter rivals. What made them rivals? I could tell a whole story but I only need two words. Rodney McKay.

19) Is a happily ever after possible for One and Twelve?

Is a happily ever after possible for Dexter Morgan and Peter Patrelli? Sure, why not? Dexter only kills bad people after all.


20) Four undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six or Five?

Hiro undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he sleep with first? Caprica Six or Dean Winchester?

Dean Winchester because he wants to try out the new equipment and Dean knows what to do with a woman.


21) If Seven had to be stuck on a island with Two or Three which would Seven choose? Why?

If John Sheppard had to be stuck on a island with Rodney McKay or Sam Winchester which would John choose? Why?

Duh!!! He’d choose Rodney McKay because they are soul mates and plus Rodney could probably build a space shuttle out of coconuts and if all else fails they can have lots of sex.

22) One and Two are romantically involved when One's original love, Eleven returns from the dead. How does One handle the person's return?

Dexter Morgan and Rodney McKay are romantically involved when Dexter’s original love, Gaius Baltar returns from the dead. How does Dexter handle the person’s return?

With dismay it was hard enough handling one love interest without the added complication of Gaius.

23) Nine is forced to choose who will live between Three and Six. Which one does Nine choose to live?

Apollo is forced to choose who will live between Sam Winchester and Six. Which one does Apollo choose to live? Sam Winchester, Apollo still hates the cylons, besides Six will wake up in another body anyway.

24) Seven falls in love with Eight. When Seven gets the opportunity to be with Eight he/she is happy until he/she finds out that Eight is only using him/her to get close to Two.

John Sheppard falls in love with Kara Thrace. When John gets the opportunity to be with Kara he is happy until he finds out that Kara is only using him to get close to Rodney McKay. (can’t say I blame the girl, I’d like to imagine all that genius directed at me in the bedroom too)